more dakota and more little JD

today little JD and i had our tea party to celebrate dakota's brithday. we put on party dreses and fancy hats. i got to wear pumps! we had tea and gram crackers with frosting. we talked about dakota and how pretty she is. allso a good actres. uptown girls is a good movie. so is war of the worlds. i saw war of the worlds on the airplane on my way home from the netherlands. it was good. allso bewitched. it has elf in it.

voor elodie

ik ben niet gek. ik ben niet een aapje. ik ben 1/2 hond, 1/2 mens. ik wil je bed!!!!!!

(vertaald - poorly - van unko bens)

happy brithday dakota!

today is dakota fanning's brithday. i went on the puter early to see if there were any special brithday messages on her sites. there were not. little JD and i will celebrate on our own. i think we will have a special tea party and dress up. i love dakota. i love angie too. and tina. and savannah. and fat joe.

little JD

i have a new friend named little JD. he is spending a week with me and we are having allot of fun. we play with legos, do each other's hair, dance, had a tea party, play dress up, watch rap videos, play scrabble, tumble, and lots of other cool things. little JD smokes but he can't smoke at our house so i am helping him get over his cig cravings. allot of people think i smoke. they say "holy smokes!" but i do not. i USED to smoke but i don't now. so i have tips for him. little JD says the JD stands for jack daniels. i prefer henney myself.

oh leviticus!

i am god, it says so in the bible. "for i am the LORD your god; sanctify yourselves therefore, and be holy, for i am holy." uh....this reminds me of a commercial that used to be on when i was five about i'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper. but obviously i am the only holy.

don't make me smite you!

dear angie

angie, happy valetine's day. i hope you liked the card i sent. i made it all myself. uh....i was feeling very romantic because i saw this movie "hide and seek" with dakota fanning. she was very cute and creepy. she had an imaginary friend who talked to her. and drew pictures. i think she's crazy. i wish dakota had sent me a valetine. uh....we had a valetine party at school. i got a cookie and a box of chocolates from suzy. the cookie was from my teacher. i gotta go. dr. phil's on. love, holy rob bloom

yes i am interesting

mscdmt asked me some questions: i think you are very interesting, Holy. why did you uncle Bens leave you at home today? what do you want to be when you grow up? will you ever grow up? what do you think you will look like when you grow up?

that is allot of questions for one day. yes i am interesting. when i grow up i want to be a dancer. some of you may know that i used to dance with the radio city music hall rockettes. this is true. i was in the leggs pantyho commercial back in the 80's when i was five. i was dancing on top of the giant egg. i have allso been in many macy's parades. it is hard to see me because i am short and the camera does not always show the ground. i can do the eye high kicks pretty good even though i have stubby legs. when i grow up i want to keep dancing. and maybe be in some videos - i can do those moves really good. i think it will take lots of years of work but i think when i am five i will be a famos dancer.

the picture is after one of my christmas spectaclur performances in rockefeller center.

school

um, i got all ready for school this morning in my chinos and my orange sweater with a five on it and my flannel panties and my loafers. i had my cowboy hat on and my letter jacket and i was waiting on my baby tooth with carnation for unko bens to take me to the busstop but he forgot i guess. and i didn't go to school. i go to ogden elementary school in chicago. my teacher is ms. L and on fridays i have special ed. i take the ogden bus to school and its pretty fun. after school aunties picks me up at the busstop. sometimes i have after school hoops or dance class. i take dance classes at the arthur murray dance school. i do tap, ballet, and tumbling. i have a pink tutu. um, on wednesdays i sometimes go to work with unko bens. i go to meetings and am important. if i went to school today this is what i would have eaten Hamburger & Corn Tossed Salad Grandma Maud's SugarCookie Pear. i do not know who grandma maud is.

My First Post

my name is holy rob bloom. and i'm five. i'm in first grade, and i like to dance, and my daddy's dead. i live with my aunties and unko in chicago. and my two cousins. my other cousin's dead.

i love tina turner and dakota fanning, but my girlfriend's name is angie. um... i like peas, and i like to sit on my baby tooth. i have a cat named carnation. and a boog collection.