can i have this girl?

the fancy hotel is giving this girl away! i think she must be a orphan or something. maybe her daddy is dead like mine is. she has creepy blue eyes.

uh......what?

my aunt tam was here and she stayed in a fancy hotel on michigan avenue. i checked out her mini fridge. i have no use for that snapple. or water. where's the nuts?

thats my cookie!

thanks aunt elizabeth! you make my tummy happy! little JD wants a cookie too next time.

pizza time!

we went out for pizza at this gino's place where they let you draw on the walls and they even give you crayons. the pizza is pretty good too. i don't know who gino is but he must be pretty nice to let you draw all over his place.