unko bens come home!

unko bens is is spain this week. so i have to get up early with aunties and she drops me off at suzy's house before she goes to work. i go in my jammies and take my school cloths. i do not like getting up early. i hope unko bens comes home so he can take me to the bus stop again.

unko bens, B-U-SS-TOP spells bus stop. do-do-do-do-dodododo. i miss you unko bens!

i take my new brithday purse to school.

look at my loot!

i got so many cool presents! i got laffy taffy. i got a chicken that poops gum. i got a purse. i got a notebook. i got my card from gramma. i got a card from aunt elizabeth that has a picture of little JD driving a train on it. (whooo! whooo!) i got a AG hoodie from NYC.

i think i'll go shake my laffy taffy.

bring on the presents!

on my brithday, the first thing i opened was a card from my gramma. gramma said she is making me a present and i get it later. i wonder what it will be.....new jammies? an evening gown? panties? breetches? i can't wait!

if i were famos.....

this picture would be in USweekly on the 'just like US' pages.

'holy is just like us. he sucks frosting off candles!'

peas!

i had peas for dinner at my party. i love peas!

my brithday is over!

my brithday was saturday. this picture is from my party. i made a wish but its a secret.

bush doesn't care about 1/2 dog-1/2 human people!

this weekend unko bens was watching c-spans and they had a blogger roundtable. i wasn't invited. i shoulda been invited because i am a blogger and i'm 1/2 dog-1/2 human. unko bens said it was because i do not blog about politics. how's this?

i don't like president bush because he doesn't like me. 1/2 dogs-1/2 humans are people to. he said in some speech

"Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos."

president bush is a racist. i used to feel bad for him because he looks like a monkey and people allways call me a monkey. i'm not a monkey!

(with unko bens help)

countdown to my brithday!

my brithday is on saturday! i will be five! i am having a brithday party tomorrow night. i made invitations. i allso am having a party on wensday at the office! i hope i get allot of presents. here is what i want.

a train, AG cloths, dakota fanning movies, a bed, candy and new panties.

what i've learned

since my daddy's dead i have to get my manly advice from someone else. i have been getting mine from p diddy. here are a few things i have learned from p diddy.

preserve your sexy.

i got to make my handsome work for me.

i got to get my scent going in the right direction.

i got to be able to control the mood. with dimmers.

(sigh)

i miss little JD. it is very lonly without him around. he tells funny stories.

today i helped aunties cook. i got to cut vegtables. i cut callflowers. i cut zucchinies. i cut squish. i got to use a big knife.

next week i am having a brithday party. my brithday is 25 march. i will be five. i am going to invite little JD to my party. i hope he comes with a present. i like presents. i want a train. and clothes from american girl. AG is my favrite brand. some people say i am a label whore. little JD if you read this, buy me some AG cloths!

au revoir little JD

today is little JD's last day with me. in the morning aunties takes him back to where he lives and i have to go back to ogden elemtary. we are watching the oscars tonight and eating ice cream and popcorn and chocolate pudding. i hope little JD can visit me again. maybe in the summer when we can go to the beach. i like the beach.

little JD wants to say something, "
!" ha ha little JD is so funny! i am going to miss him.

i wish i knew how to quit you little JD.

my mommies visited me!

my mommies came to chicago this weekend just to visit me. we watched shark tale and mclaughlin group. we ate lentils and drank cocoa. it was cold in chicago and today it snowed. my mommies met little JD!

little JD is still here!

little JD and i are playing hooky this week. we went to lunch monday with aunties & unko bens. allso we have been playing on the cat tree. it belongs to my cousins. they are cats. wensday i'll have to go into the office with unko bens for meetings. little JD will stay home. he can tell me what happens on muary. this is little JD's last week at my house. i am going to miss him. he don't talk much but he is allot of fun.